Please Don’t Suck Blood Below The Neck
脖子以下不可以吸血 · Original Chinese title
Also known as: 脖子以下不可以吸血
Synopsis
Details
Genres & tags
Browse all reviews →Related novels
Completed ERROR: Metamorphosis
lin qian, 麟潜
A chilling new world unfolds in ERROR: Metamorphosis, an interconnected dungeon-crawling, monster-fighting, and puzzle-solving novel featuring Zhao Ran × Yu An. “Newcomers, remember: never offend Team Leader Zhao. Always follow his orders—no exceptions. Don’t act without his command, don’t try to outsmart him, and, above all, never, under any circumstances, touch his hand.” Yu An: “Got it.” (When danger strikes, grab the team leader’s hand and run.) —— Yu An wakes in a hospital, disoriented and haunted by missing memories. The sterile environment conceals lurking dangers—monsters called “Aberrants” that hunt innocent people. In this chaos, he meets Zhao Ran, a captivating pink-haired man who works for Underground Metro, an organization dedicated to hunting these creatures. As they grow closer, Yu An discovers his old journal entry about a mysterious man from his past, a figure who feels hauntingly familiar yet remains lost to him. This revelation intertwines his fate with Zhao Ran, igniting feelings that complicate their dangerous mission.
Completed Nurturing the Hero to Avoid Death
yomogino, ヨモギノ
“Please, I implore you to save the world.” This is what a goddess in white says to me in a pure-white space. Such is the standard line that suggests the game is about to begin. Please say this stirring line to boys and girls with sparkling eyes! It’s wrong to direct it to someone like me, who’s exhausted from job hunting! When I declined her politely, she flew into a fit of tears; when I agreed to assist her on small tasks out of reflex, she proclaimed: “it’ll be fine if you just help in the Starting-Village Arc. Please guide the Hero!” Then she tossed me into another world. No, this is a world modeled after a game that this gamer goddess likes…
Completed My Rival Relied on Me
桃子清
Lin Wan, one of the famous golden thighs in the cultivation world, was suddenly reborn in his miserable and pitiful first life. With extremely strong golden fingers, Lin Wan turned around and found that the enemy of his previous life appeared in his space. Lin Wan: … Looking at the enemy who claimed to have lost his memory and his eyes were full of trust, Lin Wan smiled very kindly – this was sent to my door by yourself, and you can’t blame me.
Completed After Entering the Infinite Game, I Feel Like I’ve Been Widowed Every Day
four chrocodile, 四只鳄
Chi Yu’s eyes closed and opened again, and he entered a real horror game livestream. While avoiding ghosts, he had to increase his viewer count, or else the rules would force him to be erased. Chi Yu looked down at his task: “This is a hidden mountain village, and you are a widow whose husband just died. Although you are sad, you still have to feed the pigs.” Side quest (1) — Feed the pigs. In each instance, Chi Yu was forced to live as a widow. At first, he thought it was just a cruel joke by the game creators. Later, he realized it was the echo of a monster from beneath the abyss, longing for him. “Our wedding always begins with death and ends with a kiss. My lord.”
Completed Seizing Dreams
fei tian ye xiang, 非天夜翔
In the dreamer’s dream, the dreamed one awoke.— Borges “I exist between the heavens and earth, in the sunlight, in the wind, and in dreams.” One night, Yu Hao, a college student who was at his wits’ end had an unexpected encounter with a mysterious visitor – “General” – who had dream travelled. He led Yu Hao in solving the countless riddles that abounded in the realm of the conscious, and lit up the fire beacons on the meandering Great Wall. Thereafter, the darkness retreated, the sun rose, and when the long night was thoroughly lit up, the him who existed in reality was reborn. The black dragon that roared, the lighthouse and demonic eye on the coastline, the rain forest before Chichén Itzá, the fierce beasts that wreaked havoc in the Colosseum…the bizarre projection of reality in one’s consciousness reflected the hidden place that the sunlight in reality couldn’t touch – the innumerable sins of the human heart. The journey of seizing dreams continues, and one can only hope that the sun will continue illuminating the human heart. —— Fire beacons on the Great Wall were lit up to signal a border invasion.
Completed 100k Volts Electrocutes You to Death
pilgrim words, 朝圣言
One morning after being struck by lightning, Ye Wenxuan inexplicably gained the superpower of being able to generate electricity. If he jammed his finger into one of the generator terminals in an electricity power plant, he could provide a year’s worth of power for 3 Tier 1 cities simultaneously, receiving the name “the mobile nuclear power plant.” The country’s electrical company’s boss held his hand, speaking emotionally: “Comrade ah, the country’s future electrical development will all depend on you!” Ye Wenxuan: WTF Later, the “mobile nuclear power plant” was dispatched to be a bodyguard for a local tyrant. Xing Yuan coldly said: “Just now did you or did you not electrocute me?” Ye Wenxuan pointed to the heavens and swore: “I am an honorable employee, how could it be possible for me to make a move on my employer!” Later on… He made a move.
Completed He Became a Salted Fish After Inheriting Millions of Secret Arts
lips are lost 0, 唇亡齿寒0
In Victorian England, occult practitioners and the Nightmen Police, who hunted occult practitioners, were at odds and engaged in a fight to the death. Legend has it that one of the occult practitioners was a mysterious merchant who ran the world’s largest underground black market in the occult arts, offering a variety of rare treasures. Word says that the Nightmen have a newly appointed young detective whose decisive actions have solved many cases, and occult practitioners are terror-stricken hearing his name. Duan FeiZhou: Good, both are me. He transmigrated to this era because he accidentally clicked on an email titled “Congratulations on your million dollar inheritance” and confusingly agreed to join the Nightmen’s side to fight against the occult practitioners. Who knew that the next day he would inherit a mysterious inheritance from his uncle – the owner of the world’s most prominent black market of secret arts underground trading… This was a bit awkward. Duan FeiZhou decided to stay away from the strife to avoid falling off the horse and became a salted fish. On the one hand, crazy black market customers hope that the black market will close down as soon as possible. On the other hand, the Nightmen are negatively idle, hoping that he is quickly fired. However, the more he rushed customers, the more the business of the black market became red hot. The more negativity, the more he was promoted in the Nightmen. Seeing that the double-sided was becoming a bigger hassle, he was afraid his mask would fall off.. The Scotland Yard’s NIghtmen Leader, code name Z, has white hair, blind eyes, mechanical prosthetics, metal spine, all from war damage; his hobby is hand-rolling cigars, and if he can not save the hostages, he will shoot them together with the criminals. His highest ideal in life is to exterminate all the occult practitioners in the world. He thought he had a heart of gold with a painful past, but step by step, he was impressed and conquered by the new young Nightman… He also reformed him. Until one day, he learned that the young man who tugged at his heartstrings was his lifelong enemy – the owner of the world’s largest underground black market for secret arts. Z: Oh well.
Completed Fight for Peace and Love
xī zǐxù, ซีจื่อซวี่, 西子绪
Shou: I am still alone because I am obsessed with building socialism. Gong: I am still alone because I haven’t met you. Then they encountered Bai Luoluo finally having the chance to plant the Peace & Love seeds all over the world. Qin Baichuan: Come on, plant more seeds in me. This is a story about an shou striving for influencing the whole world but instead changing himself in the end. The gong told the shou: I cheated on you. Shou: If you return, I will still be with you. The gong told the shou: I am going to marry. Shou: As long as you are divorced, I will still be with you. The gong told the shou: I need your heart to be a guiding drug. Shou: I am willing to be with you next life.
Completed Vase Cannon Fodder Is Pampered by the Group Again
果酒饭团
Shen Ci discovered that he was a minor villain in a romantic novel, with a quick and miserable death. He had an epiphany and decided to focus on his career in the entertainment industry, not bothering the main character anymore. But the plot took some strange turns: Main character (shou): Mom, Dad, I’m your real son! Father and Mother Shen ignored him: Xiao Ci, get ready to inherit the family fortune. Shen Ci: Huh? I’m the fake one. In the drizzling rain, the main character (shou) had tears in his eyes as he gazed deeply at his beloved male lead (gong). Main character (shou): I’ve decided to leave this place and go somewhere no one knows me…. Male lead (gong), holding an umbrella with a calm expression: Take care, I’m going to pick Xiao Ci up from work. Main character (shou): …. Shen Ci, whose acting awards piled up, was sought out by a genius director for a celebration banquet. With a porcelain like complexion, the soft spoken youth was stunning and stole many hearts. The villains from his family quickly approached. The wealthy big brother from the Shen family: Those with a net worth below ten billion can leave now, save your breath! Top female model sister: Superstars don’t mingle with ordinary people, got it? Top internet celebrity friend: You’re just craving his body, all of you get lost! ….The head of Yunxiao Group, Lu Xiao, strolled in, took Shen Ci’s hand, and gently kissed it, smiling at the villains. The villains shuddered under the gaze of the big villain: Fine, he’s yours. Shen Ci: Huh? He tried to run, but Lu Xiao grabbed him and pulled him into his embrace. Lu Xiao, caressing the youth’s waist, leaned in for a kiss: Behave, leave your mark.
Completed Bones Slathered With the Bear’s Honey
heng heng, 哼哼
The necromancer Alphard discovered more animal corpses in the mountains behind this winter compared to previous years. Soon after, upon returning to Mage Tower, he encountered an unexpected “terror attack.” –A short novel about a frail undead mage (not in good physical shape) versus a half-bear, half-incubus hybrid (not very intelligent).