Kyou Kara Ore wa Loli no Himo!
今日から俺はロリのヒモ! · Original Japanese title
Also known as: I'm Living off a Loli from Today!, 今日から俺はロリのヒモ!
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Ordinary I and Extraordinary Them
haibara yuu, 灰原 悠
A very ordinary high school student, Shinra Minato, had his life changed, completely during the spring break of his first year of high school. He got into the same class as one of his few friends, called “Prince” by female students, as well as his childhood friend who had extreme popularity among the male students. He attracted unusual attention from the girl, sitting next to his seat, called the “Ice Queen”. He got forced by the highest ranked and immensely popular, student council president to enter the student council. Contrary to Minato’s intention, his surroundings changed into a frenzied one. This is an everyday story of an ordinary Minato and extraordinary them…
Jaku-chara Tomozaki-kun
yaku yuuki, 屋久ユウキ
This stands at the forefront of strategy guides to Life (a shitty video game)! Life is a bad video game. This commonplace phrase is, unfortunate as it might be, the truth. After all, Life has no simple, easy rules. The rules it does have are nothing but irrational and unfair. The strong claim that Life has a high level of freedom, but the weak have no choice but to cope with an overwhelmingly disadvantageous design. That’s why it’s a sh*t game. Since I, Japan’s leading gamer who has experienced and mastered a multitude of games, say so, there can be no mistake. — However, that person, on top of having mastered gaming to about the same level as I, declared to me that Life is a god-tier game. Destined to be a top-tier character, that person is the school’s perfect heroine, Hinami Aoi. And to top it off, she even says she will teach me the rules of Life? …… Normally, I wouldn’t believe such a thing. However, Hinami Aoi is someone who does not fit into a frame like ‘normal’ at all! From the winner of the 10th Shogakukan Light Novel Award for Excellence. A low-tier character takes on life’s strategy guide, but with instruction from a pretty girl!
CompletedThe Elf Is a Freeloader
muku bunchou
A girl suddenly appeared in the living room of a young boy’s house. The girl was an elven girl that came from another world. That elven girl naturally had no place to go, so she ended freeloading at the boy’s house… An elven girl that became a freeloader, a very ordinary high school boy, and the boy’s childhood friends come together as the elven girl gradually gets used to another world. Centered around an elven girl that came from another world in an accident, a heart-warming everyday life story with an elf began.
CompletedBoku no Bungeibu ni B*tch ga Irunante Arienai
akafuku yamato
Real beautiful girls are mostly b*tches. With that motto in mind, Ikuno Kousuke used his literature clubroom to enjoy his otaku life. One day, he was told that [However, as it is, the literature club will be disbanded] by the student council president’s assistant, the bishoujo (actually a neat-type b*tch) Shinonome Ibuki. In order to avoid that, he must help the student council as a consultant together with Ibuki. Their first job is to help the girl who —with Shinonome Ibuki— splits the fame in school into two, the blonde, big-breasted bishoujo Aizawa Manaha. Although there are rumors about her dating many boys, she actually doesn’t have any experience about love so she wants Kousuke to be her fake lover….!? The love comedy bit*h x OTAKU begins.
CompletedOmae wo Onii-chan ni Shite Yarouka!?
sugiyama ryuu
One day, Yoichi who grew up while not knowing his parents has received the news of his father’s death. His father left behind a testament——which said he is to pick only one out of five ‘little sister candidates’?! “…I don’t want to work, I want to laze around together with Onii-chan.” (By Serene) “Let’s have a match! If I win, Nii-chan will… make me his little sister!” (By Tomomi) “Onii-sama will choose me, isn’t that right? It’s our destiny.” (By Sayuri) “To be more girly, that’s why I want to be Nii-san’s little sister!” (By Yuuki) “If Mii-chan becomes Nii-chama’s little sister, she will become rich right?” (By Mika) The little sisters who were presented to him had more than one or two odd quirks, a slapstick comedy between siblings starts here!
CompletedRebirth on the Doors to the Civil Affairs Bureau
bào zào de páng xiè, grumpy crab, 暴躁的螃蟹
“Then why don’t I marry you!” Yu Dong suddenly proposed. “You…” Xia Feng thought he had misheard. “You see, you’re looking for someone to marry to ease your mother’s heart, and I also want to get married. We’re right in front of the doors to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and with all our papers too!” Yu Dong exclaimed while holding up her red household book. “And the most important thing is that we just broke up with our exes. This is fate, ah!” Right up until they left the Civil Affairs Bureau again, holding a newly registered red book, Xia Feng remained dazed still wondering, how did he end up getting married? Did he just pick up a wife at the doors to the Civil Affairs Bureau? What Xia Feng doesn’t know is that Yu Dong traveled back in time from 10 years in the future. Now, having a second chance in life and able to secure a good husband, Yu Dong will live her life at full throttle and without regrets.
CompletedI Can Do It
jiàng zi bèi, 酱子贝
In a certain League of Legends (LOL) match, a streamer well-known for infuriating people, was providing commentary and live streaming. Streamer: This support, so tr*sh. Streamer: If this jungler was my teammate, I’d already be idling at the fountain, playing piano for him. Streamer: I suggest this player go back and practice last-hitting properly. Audience: Stop talking crap! If you’re so good, why don’t you do it? Streamer: Your daddy here can actually do it. Audience: Yeah, sure. If you’re that good, I’ll chop my head off and let you kick it around. — A few months later, the veteran LPL team TTC announced their new mid-laner. A boy with flamboyant blue hair appeared in front of the audience. His Zed gameplay was so astonishing that whoever he faced ended up dead. Female fans teetered on the edge of betrayal, tempted to switch their loyalties. During a post-match MVP interview, everyone held their breath, eagerly watching this talented newcomer. The young man took the microphone, smiled, and asked, “To the water friend with the StarTV username ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you be mailing your head over?” — After one regular-season game, the staff went backstage to fetch the team for an interview, only to stumble upon TTC’s new mid-laner and their jungler standing in a corner. TTC’s star jungler, Road, was pressing the team’s new mid-laner, Soft, against the wall. Leaning in close, he asked in a low voice: “You know what to say during the interview, right?” The fiery mid-laner, who had cemented his tr*sh-talker reputation in his very first game, was currently blushing furiously. “I know. I won’t tr*sh-talk… I swear I won’t.”
CompletedGuide on How to Fail at Online Dating
jiàng zi bèi, เจี้ยงจื่อเป้ย, 酱子贝
The cousin that Jing Huan has been closest to since he was a child was labelled as “the other woman” in a certain popular online game: only after devoting herself did she know that the other party was a jerk with a girlfriend. After several days of being bullied online by people in the game, his cousin went abroad in a fit of anger and sorrow. Jing Huan couldn’t take this lying down; he decided to take revenge for his cousin using the same method as that guy – buy a character in game and kill that slag guy thousands of times online. With his strength and skill as the Great God when the game was first launched, wouldn’t he be able to kill that guy and force him to quit the server in minutes?! He went online, eager to fight, but made a discovery after conducting a round of investigations — this slag guy was the number one DPS server-wide, number one on the expert ranking list, number one on the wealth ranking list, number one on the popularity ranking list, and number one on the fame ranking list. Conclusion: Can’t screw him over. Jing Huan felt despondent. He was just about to give up when he personally witnessed his dormmate’s online relationship end right after meeting each other in real life. The other party had sent fake photos and changed their voice, and had even cheated him of his money, triggering his dormmate so much that he was almost admitted to a hospital. Jing Huan felt enlightened as a sudden realisation dawned on him. After comforting his roommate, he moved the high-priced voice changer back to his rented house overnight.
CompletedAscending, Do Not Disturb
butterfly's shadow beneath the moon, yue xia die ying, 月下蝶影
You think too much, cultivation is not like this… When Kong Hou steps on the path to cultivation, she learns that all xianxia stories are full of lies. A relaxed cultivation story. Kong Hou: a traditional musical instrument like a harp. The female protagonist’s name.
Kenkyo, Kenjitsu o Motto ni Ikite Orimasu
hiyoko no kēki, ひよこのケーキ
It was something that happened while I was waiting for the day of the primary school entrance exam. I realised that I had become one of the characters of a shoujo manga that I loved reading in my old life, ‘You Are My Dolce’. The role I was assigned was a character who bullied the commoner protagonist and tried to get in the way of her love with a rich boy nicknamed Emperor; a typical villainess rich girl, Kisshouin Reika. At the end of the story, Reika suffered the Emperor’s retribution and even her family fell into ruin. With the villain gone, the protagonist and the Emperor overcame their trials and became a couple. And they lived happily ever after. Wait, that’s terrible for meee! The manga ended there, but I have to continue living my life after my family is ruined! The protagonist can enjoy her romance or love or whatever on her own. I’ll erase my presence so that I don’t anger the Emperor. Eh-? The story isn’t progressing well because there’s no villain, you say? But I’m busy saving up money and studying so that I can live well after the collapse.