Dragon, Truly Shameless
龙，真无耻（百合futa，种田） · Original Chinese title
Also known as: 龙，真无耻（百合futa，种田）
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Completed My Mute Bride
胡33
Chu Xiu had spent years disguised as a man without a single slip—until her family arranged a marriage for her. Baffled, Chu Xiu exclaimed, “I may dress like a man, but I’m truly a woman. If I marry a wife… how am I supposed to sleep with her?” Her sister-in-law, however, misunderstood her concern. “Who says women can’t sleep together? It’s not like you don’t have hands and a mouth.” Chu Xiu: “…” To resolve the immediate dilemma, Chu Xiu paid five taels of silver and brought home a beautiful wife. Her new bride was stunning—enchantingly so—but mute, unable to speak or even use sign language. On their wedding night, Chu Xiu remained in her male disguise, while the bride merely smiled in silence. After a night together, both were very satisfied. Chu Xiu thought to herself: Though my bride cannot speak, the occasional muffled moans she lets slip are more seductive than words ever could be—far harder to resist. In the dim light behind the bed curtains, Chu Xiu held her new wife close, her hand gliding along her spine, kissing her ear again and again, whispering, “I like you so, so much.” Years later, Chu Xiu—still in disguise—rose to the pinnacle of political power, second only to the emperor. She pushed through sweeping reforms, advocating for women’s education and improved rights. When the world asked her why she cared so deeply for women’s equality, Chu Xiu answered honestly, “In the beginning, I only wanted to give my wife a chance to attend school and learn sign language.” “If you never speak, then every love word in our life—let me be the one to say it to you.”
Completed Who Wants to Love Bad Girls
liang shangjunzi, 梁上君子
After being discovered by a popular blogger with millions of fans, the “Garden” where it is located quickly went viral on various social media platforms, attracting a much larger crowd than usual. These young women who have traveled from far away are not just here for drinks; they want to experience the services provided by the male escorts here. Next to the “Garden” is “Kilig,” whose sign is not as eye-catching. They even planted flowers in front, causing first-time visitors to mistake both places as the same shop, often leading to people going to the wrong one. The hostesses in the shop have explained countless times to female clients that there are no male escorts here, only hostesses, and that the real “Garden” is just next door. They often complain to Mama Sang, asking if they can replace the misleading flowers at the entrance. “I worked so hard to grow these beautiful flowers,” Mama Sang sighed, giving Liang Liang a cool look, then smiled gently as usual. “You go and accompany the clients, I’ll take care of the reception.” That night, “Kilig” gained an extra wealthy female client. An outwardly strong but inwardly soft and arrogant pure-hearted young lady x a gentle fishing enthusiast (?) with possessive tendencies (checked) Mama-San.
Completed Empress with no Virtue
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The free-spirited and brutally honest Ye Zhen Zhen was unwillingly chosen as Empress to the playboy Emperor Ji Wu Jiu. Their very first wedding night, she kicked the Emperor down from their bed and he sought out his concubine instead. This completely disastrous start was only the beginning of their eventful life together.
Classmates in the Same Bed
旁观者
Jiang Lin suffers from a thirst for Shen Qingyao, and licking will temporarily alleviate it. This is a splendid and sweet campus story between two high school students.
Completed Snail’s Pace to a Wolf’s Heart
十二城
A 26-year-old woman with a youthful appearance leads a snail-like daily life but transforms into a wolf in bed, her personality akin to a mischievous pup. Facing three vastly different women, how will she cunningly navigate and reluctantly mend their broken relationships…
Completed You’ve Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale
hei dan bai, 黑蛋白
The Peng Society for Gentlemen — a secret friend-making club for the homos*xual men of the Great Xia Dynasty. Its services were designed to help its members along in their quest for their lifelong partners. Upon paying a monthly fee of fifty coins, members could get themselves listed in The Pengornisseur after providing a self-portrait, a mailing address, their age and hobbies, as well as a self-introduction. All members would receive a copy of the monthly publication, and they could communicate with one another in private using the information in The Pengornisseur. Wu Xingzi, a bachelor about to turn forty, worked as the adviser to the magistrate in Qingcheng County. Qingcheng County was a place with barely any resources. In other words, it was poor. In the list of counties of the Great Xia Dynasty, it had been ranked at the bottom for the past two hundred years. Wu Xingzi felt that his life was hopeless: not only was he a homosexual, he was also a virg*n. Even his retirement fund was lacking. Worse still, his looks were… forgettable. He might as well die. Hence, Wu Xingzi decided to commit su*cide on his fortieth birthday. However, he was unwilling to remain a virg*n to death! And so, gritting his teeth, he joined the Peng Society for Gentlemen and received The Pengornisseur. It was very painful; after all, fifty coins were the sum of his daily expenditure for ten days! He would only pay it once, and he was determined to succeed on his first try.
Completed After Transmigrating, I Married the Beautiful, Strong, and Miserable Villain
bottle, 瓶子, 禁止咕咕
Gu Mingzhu transmigrated into a novel–a Mary Sue novel. She was neither the female lead or the supporting female lead. She did not even have a name in the entire novel. Gu Mingzhu was very happy about it. She was very honest and respectful, so she might even be able to live a peaceful life! However, a blind date banquet caused her to encounter the villainous male supporting character from the novel: the Prince of An, Han Min. When she looked at his face, she instantly only had one thought in her mind: Little brother, I can! ********** Han Min was a typical beautiful, strong, and miserable villain. He was a prince, but he had never been favored. His biological mother was just a dancer and passed away early, and his adoptive mother was a madwoman who likes to mistreat the weak. It was not until he grew up and sided with the Crown Prince that he was living a decent life. But those days did not last long. He nearly lost his legs to save the Crown Prince and his side concubine. From that point on, he became a useless person. Han Min never gained anything in life, and ended up losing in life. Han Min became increasingly gloomy, and thought that since he couldn’t live well, then no one else could either! However, in that same moment, he had a startling realization that he did not lose everything. He still had his face, which could attract a dazzling ‘pearl’(Mingzhu means pearl)! ********** Small Theater One: Gu Mingzhu felt that things keep going wrong. Her husband didn’t seem to love the female lead, and he was not very devoted to the female lead. Does that mean he is going to have a bunch of concubines in the future… Before Gu Mingzhu could finish thinking through her wild thoughts, Han Min leaned over, and his handsome face was all she could see. He smirked and chuckled lightly, “Mingzhu’er, it’s already late, we should go to sleep.” Gu Mingzhu, whose thoughts became all jumbled up, didn’t even know what he was saying when she agreed. Han Min knew that when he did that, it would capture her attention. While he was feeling proud, he also felt a bit scared. He had to ask the imperial physician to make him something to avoid losing his beauty one day. Gu Mingzhu, who knew nothing about this, thought: Oh, my husband is so good looking. I can look at him for the rest of my life! ********** Small Theater Two: Han Min sat on the Dragon Throne and looked down condescendingly at the official who placed third in the exams and was kneeling in the center of the hall. He watched the handsome man’s pale face tremble since he did not know what wrong he had committed. Han Min: “Tsk.” The next day, the official was appointed a position outside of the capital by the Emperor, and it would be more than ten years before he could finally transfer back to the capital. Han Min sat on the Dragon Throne with great satisfaction. However, his expression did not change at all as he examined the immense changes that occurred in the official. Han Min’s attitude was so gracious that the man wept and vowed to die for Da Sheng and Han Min. Han Min continued to watch as the man left. He took out a small mirror from under his chair and murmured: “This is wonderful. I am still the most beautiful man in the world.” CP: Typical Beautiful, Strong, and Miserable Villain X Beauty Loving and Naturally Seductive Pearl
Completed Fangsi
xuan jian, 玄笺
At just 22 years old, Tang Ruoyao won the Best Actress award, with a bright future ahead. The next day, the media released articles praising her as the “Little Qin Yinong”. Tang Ruoyao’s fans were furious – Qin Yinong had a notoriously scandalous reputation in the industry with her promiscuity regardless of gender. Rumors said half the entertainment circle had been her lovers. She even had an illegitimate daughter who was a few years old now! The shameless media, insulting their idol! Qin Yinong’s fans also exploded in anger. They argued that their beloved actress had won countless awards both domestically and internationally, and Tang Ruoyao wasn’t even qualified to carry Qin Yinong’s shoes. They accused Tang Ruoyao of seeking attention and creating controversy. Enterprising reporters separately interviewed the two about their impressions of each other. Qin Yinong smiled like a fox: “Not familiar.” Tang Ruoyao spoke formally and faintly: “Miss Qin is a senior I respect greatly in the industry, and I hope to have the opportunity to collaborate with her in the future.” Soon, a reliable source broke the news: Qin Yinong and Tang Ruoyao would be co-starring in a film with a same-s*x theme. The public eagerly anticipated the drama, hoping for some excitement. However, to their surprise, after the completion of the filming, the two actresses had no interaction whatsoever. The fans of both actresses engaged in intense battles, with tensions escalating between them. It seemed like a clash of titans, with Qin Yinong and Tang Ruoyao at the center of the storm. Later on, Qin Yinong appeared on a talk show with her daughter. The host asked, “Is it true that you and Tang Ruoyao are not on good terms?” The screen then displayed a huge photo of Tang Ruoyao. Qin Yinong smiled faintly, about to respond. But her daughter, with bright eyes, pointed at Tang Ruoyao’s photo and cheerfully exclaimed, “Mommy!” The host and the entire audience: “!!!” The entertainment industry — erupted.
Completed The Powerful Eunuch
tong zi, 折一枚针, 童子
When mountains and seas separate me from my beloved, I shall flatten those mountains and fill in those seas. Eating, drinking and whoring — since his banishment to the Nanjing Ministry of War, these had become Xie Yilu’s entire life. In this lawless age, scholars and Eunuch Faction sycophants clawed at each other’s throats and each grand chamberlain wielded more power and influence than the last. As someone who could not master the arts of flattery and bootlicking, Xie Yilu’s only wish was to be a conscientious minor official. Yet who knew that in such chaotic times, one could still encounter written confessions that sung out in a voice as fresh as the light of dawn? Plum blossoms are but fleeting visitors; only pines will be one’s constant companions. Xie Yilu had fantasised about such a person, but he could never have imagined that this confidant like an immortal ascended from the dust of worldly affairs was actually him?! An old stone lantern stand, a page of powerful calligraphy and a set of heartstrings plucked out of the blue. Looking up at that frosty visage, Xie Yilu could not help but wonder — what is he hiding behind that haughty mask?
Completed The Marquis Is Innocent
peng lai ke, 蓬莱客
She replaced her older sister to become the wife of her family’s long-time enemy. The moment she got into the bridal sedan chair, Xiao Qiao was prepared for a lifetime of loneliness. As she expected, Wei Shao didn’t go and fetch the bride and they got married in a hasty manner. The day after the wedding, he was going to send her away. She initially thought they are likely to spend the rest of their life “treating each other with respect”, but they encountered setbacks one after another. She was kidnapped, and he led troops to rescue her and slaughtered the enemy in anger. She was framed by her mother-in-law, and he stepped forward to reprimand his mother and protect his wife. “You really are a source of calamity.” “To whom do I bring calamity?” “To my heart.”