The Evil Dragon Exposed His Little Horns

Sang Jue is an evil dragon who has slept for many years in a cosmic spacecraft, determined to save the world together with his prince. He lands on this land divided by cracks, where all creatures have been transformed into indescribable forms due to pollution. c*ckroaches are larger than human palms, deer antlers sprout magnificent yet corrupt nightmare flowers, and polluted creatures disguised as humans wander around deceiving others… To survive, humans built high walls and trapped themselves in vast safe zones. Looking at the monsters drooling over him, Sang Jue politely inquires: “Excuse me, have you seen my prince?” “My prince is elegant, gentlemanly, powerful, and has many beautiful gems.” “Oh, you haven’t seen him? Then die.” The monsters: …What kind of human language are you speaking?! * Huo Yanji, as the youngest general among human survivors, has countless rumors about him… but none involve romantic scandals. Until he casually brought back a beautiful young man named Sang Jue to the safe zone. Sang Jue always does strange things to him: holding onto his clothes while walking, inviting him to help dress after bathing, and always saying with an innocent expression that he’s scared of being eaten by monsters. But Sang Jue can clearly grab attacking monsters with one hand, efficiently crush their skulls, then turn to look at him and hold his clothes saying: “I’m scared.” Huo Yanji reminds him: “You forgot to hide your tail.” Sang Jue hurriedly covers it with his hand. Huo Yanji: “And your horns.” Now there are no extra hands to cover them QAQ. Sang Jue says fiercely: “Don’t you like my tail and horns?” “They’re okay.” “Then what do you like?” Sang Jue says seriously, “I can become whatever you want.” Sang Jue transforms into an extinct cat, jumping into his arms and rolling around: “Do you like fluffy things?” Or becomes an octopus with slender tent**les, clinging to his body, impossible to pull off: “If eight tent**les are too few, I can become sixteen.” He can even become a beautiful little mermaid: “Do you prefer fish head with human body, or fish body with human head?” “You don’t like princesses, do you?” Sang Jue frowns and runs away. “…Don’t run.” Huo Yanji grabs the evil dragon’s little wings, “Transform into another one for me to see.” #What exactly is the General’s wife in terms of biological classification# #The General’s wife has so many skins, seems able to transform into everything in the world# #Damn it, let’s team up and steal his wife!# The evil dragon finally found his prince, but their interaction wasn’t quite what he expected. What he thought: Wearing various creature skins to begin adventures with the prince, embarking on a journey to save the world, then standing at the world’s peak with dragon eyes and human eyes meeting in understanding—you are the only partner I can entrust my back to! Reality: Only he entrusted his back, in the safe zone, in the forest, on the road to saving the world… at the world’s peak. The evil dragon gets angry: “You’re polluting me QAQ” What to do, his wife didn’t learn human language well and calls affection “pollution.” Then let’s “pollute” a few more times.