None of These Witches Are Decent
这些女巫没一个正经的 · Original Chinese title
Also known as: 这些女巫没一个正经的
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Swear Fealty To Me, My Subjects!
限12位字符以内一旦确定
Chosen after a long period of bloodline selection, seven women with the mixed blood of goddesses were selected to be the Imperial Guards and become direct trusted aides loyal only to the Emperor himself—this was the reason why the Haines Empire was the strongest military power on the continent. Armed with teleportation magic and city-destroying forbidden spells that could be used at will, they were undoubtedly the most terrifying war machines in this land. However, in reality, these demigod Imperial Guards were far less outstanding than the legends… “They don’t have the moral values of humans! They’re just a bunch of degenerates who only care about profits!” A transmigrator from another land, His Highness Rayne would always kick the coffin board agitatedly at the mention of these Imperial Guards. “The System resurrected me a thousand times, of which at least 800 times, I was stabbed in the back by them!” If he killed them, he would have no one of use in the Empire. If they were left alive, he would be stabbed in the back sooner or later. After the thousandth rebirth, Rayne finally figured out an unprecedented path. This time round, he was no longer going to negotiate using benefits—he was going to conquer them with his personal charm!
The White Cat That Swore Vengeance Was Just Lazing on the Dragon King’s Lap
kureha, クレハ
While on her way to college, Ruri and her classmates from her secondary school days were summoned to another world by a bright light that shone on the ground. The summon was supposed to call forth a shrine maiden that would bring glory to the country. With ‘a’ being the operative word, It seems that she was just an unfortunate bystander that got mixed up in the summoning. Luckily for her, accommodations and other necessities were provided. Not so luckily, she was made into a criminal by the conspiracy concocted by her so-called ‘friends’ and was exiled to the forest. She was saved by a witch after encountering an unknown being. She then swore vengeance on her former ‘friends’. Studying under the witch, she finally gained enough power to exact her vengeance… or so the story was supposed to go, other than the fact that she turned into a white cat, and was sleeping comfortably on the lap of the Dragon King.
Completed The Young General’s Wife Is Mr. Lucky
demon fox with fiery tail, 灸尾妖狐
Yu Jinli* was a koi fish who had cultivated for a thousand years. He had taken the shape of a human being, and possessed the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with good intentions. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted people. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. Those “shortsighted” people: … *Note : The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.
Completed Black Iron Magician
mayoi doufu, 迷井豆腐
It has been more than ten years since he was transported to another world. The protagonist Deris Fahrenheit, who has became a magician with special circumstances, was freely enjoying his life in this world. However, a girl appeared before him and asked him to make her his disciple. That girl seems to be a transported person―― It’s a story of him who becomes the girl’s teacher and trains her to achieve her revenge (?) in otherworld.
Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don’t Want to Have Any More Children With You
奶昔尾尾酱
After being defeated and captured, the dragon-slaying hero Leon became a captive of the Silver Dragon Empress. With a resolve for certain death, Leon unexpectedly turned the tables and successfully imp**gnated the empress on his verge of dying. He thought that this would be enough to let the empress live with shame for the rest of her life and he also fulfilled his duty as a dragon slayer. However, two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail lying beside him… …
Completed Rebirth of the National Male God
shuǐ qiān chè, 水千澈
In her previous life, Si Huang was framed and controlled by her relatives. She was crowned as the movie emperor. However, she could only die without a burial ground. Unexpectedly reborn, she once again returned to the starting point and obtained a unique inheritance. Si Huang touched her chin and thought: It is indeed fabulous to be reborn. She can settle all the old debts and take revenge on old enemies. Back on the throne of the entertainment circle, she is now the first male god in the eyes of all women. Wielding the power of darkness, she is the dark hand controlling everything behind the scenes. A word to decide the stock market, she is the mysterious little god of wealth in the eyes of all businessmen. A skilled punch to the enemy, she is a small overlord in the eyes of the army men. En… what’s more, she is the apple of someone’s eyes. However, one day, when everyone comes to know that this person is a woman, the entire country boils! Facing a group who are rushing forth like wild bees unrestrainedly, a certain man sneers: the wife that this old man has been protecting for so long, who dares to snatch from him? “Reporting to the boss, Li family’s young master asked Young Master Si out for a meal.” “Shut down his family’s hotel.” “Reporting to the boss, Young Master Si and Wang family’s little crown prince have fought.” “Tell the military doctor to take ‘special care’ of the patient” “Ah? But Young Master Si is alright!” “The ‘special care’ is for that one of Wang family.” “…” Many years later, the little bun pointed to the list of ‘Most Desired Men and Women’ chosen by the citizens. He looked at the man next to him with a tangled expression. A certain male put on a gentle fatherly face, “Little Treasure, what’s wrong?” Little bun twiddled his fingers for half a day and asked, “In the end, are you my father or my mother?” A certain male’s face instantly darkened. “Of course I’m your father!” Little bun earnestly said, “But they all say that dad is the male god and the male god is married to you!” A certain male: “…”
Completed Martial Cultivator
平生未知寒
Chen Chao dreamt of becoming a powerful immortal cultivator, flying on his sword and vanquishing enemies with daoist magic. His hopes were dashed when he discovered that he had absolutely no talent for immortal cultivation. Refusing to submit to his fate, Chen Chao joined the ranks of countless other talentless martial artists and embarked on the path of martial cultivation, a path scorned by the immortal cultivators. In this era of strife where martial cultivators, immortal cultivators, and demonic cultivators wrestled for hegemony, Chen Chao will either rise to the top or fall into eternal damnation.
Completed Miss Interrogator Just Wants to Slack Off
frozen corn, 速冻玉米
Traveling to become the Succubus Interrogator of the Demon Army, lazy Lolth just wants to hang out in her interrogation room, and research food, but the demon king keeps sending her big shots like the Elf Princess, the human empress, Lady of Light and her knights, and the Great Sage for her to interrogate… Originally, she wanted to communicate in a friendly way with them, but Lolth found that these captives seemed to have some serious problems in their minds. Elf Princess, “Succubus? Oh no, am I going to be turned into a shameless s*x s*ave!” Empress, “Using food to try to make me surrender? Grr… just kill me! I will never surrender!” Lady of Light, “Darn succubus, even if you whip me, **** me, and tie me up to humiliate me, it won’t work!” With a heavy heart, Lolth could only scribble and fabricate wildly on the reports she submitted to the demon king. Lord Lolth, thanks to your crucial intelligence, the Demon Army has achieved great victories! Lolth: What’s going on, I made it up!
Completed Carefree Journey of the Fugitive Sage Candidates
bpug
Izumi is summoned to another world as one among six new Heroes to supposedly combat an impending calamity — but one of the other Heroes, Haruka, senses the suspicious atmosphere of the summoning ritual and convinces her to secretly escape from the royal castle using their newfound cheat-like abilities. While gathering information, they discover they can’t return to Earth — and so they decide, why not find a peaceful place to settle down and live a carefree life? Changing their names to Ize and Hal, and drawn by the prospects of local gourmet food and the breathtaking landscapes of this new world, the odd duo of junior highschooler and de-aged corporate manager set out on their sightseeing adventure!
Completed Dungeon Growth Log
black sugar cooked sour plum, 黑糖煮酸梅
While others farm, she grows gnomes. While others fight monsters to level up and gain reputation, she levels up and nurtures monsters to build hatred. While others fall in love with heroes/sages/kings/demons… Well, do you want to fall in love with an illegal building? Tasha crossed over to a different world, and she transformed into a half-dead dungeon. Yes, like in a game where you raise a monster ecosystem, hide treasure chests, and wait for heroes to come and fight. Four hundred years after the Plane War, space cracks severed the connections between the divine realm, abyss, and human realm. Dragons and elves had long left the continent, the legendary hero who could move mountains and seas had become a myth, and the anomalies and hybrids that remained in the human world had become outcasts. At the peak of the expansion of the human empire, an ancient dungeon that could possibly connect to the abyss and summon demons had awakened. The story of crossing into a dungeon, creating a grey new world that accommodates all races, beliefs, and lifestyles, with a self-serving female lead who has her own set of principles. Management, upgrading, and an ensemble cast, with a focus on the plot, minimal emotions, the female lead transitioning later into human form, and the male lead being a demon who is dedicated to “digging pits” but ends up being persuaded by the female lead to advocate for world harmony. The protagonist is loyal to “golden thighs” and has self-created worldviews and societal progress, with accelerating gears; overall, it’s a healing genre.