My Funeral Home and Drusa
禮儀社與Drusa · Original Chinese title
Also known as: 禮儀社與Drusa
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Completed Transmigrating Into The Heartthrob’s Cannon Fodder Childhood Friend
this concubine is in shanyang, 妾在山阳
The protagonist shou, Xie Sui, was a proud son of heaven. He had an illustrious family background, was cold and removed from desire, and attracted many (psychopathic) admirers. From the gentle senior to the paranoid president, to the haughty and proud arch-enemy, these big guys were all top leaders of their respective fields, yet they were all crazy about him. After pushing him down a series of mentally and physically abusive paths, the three of them decided to join hands to destroy the Xie Family, imprison Xie Sui, crush his pride, and turn him into a pet that could only rely on them. While the crowd of readers howled “Wuwuwu the feels~”. Song Yu was already so angry he was going crazy. Not wanting to read any more of this eye-searingly bad novel, he cursed, “Idiots.” and hurried offline. As a result, when he woke up, he’d transmigrated. He’d transmigrated to become the Third Young Master of the Song Family in the novel, who had only been briefly mentioned in passing, would die of a terminal illness, and was Xie Sui’s childhood friend. Song Yu was terribly upset. At the same time, he’d already come to a decision in his heart––those three idiots, had better not think about wanting to get close to his little childhood friend! Xie Sui was born cold-hearted. In two lifetimes, he’d never tasted the sweetness of love, nor had he ever experienced the feeling of being protected. After destroying three big families and personally killing his enemies, he was reborn back to when he was 15 years old. He had to hide the violence and coldness in his heart and pretend to be the youth with a gentle and clean appearance that he’d been in the past. Everything was the same as before, except that the little childhood friend who was nothing but a vague memory in his previous life was exceptionally different this time. Like the spring breeze that thawed the frozen soil, someone reached into the abyss and grabbed his blood-stained hand. Song Yu tore apart a love confession letter like he was venting and fumed, “Don’t pay attention to those people, don’t believe in their sweet words. They’re all scum, and their love is worthless. Don’t like them, okay?” Xie Sui gazed at him for a long time, then laughed, “Alright, I don’t like them.” I only like you. — Pairing: Rebirthed Gong x Transmigrator Shou
Completed Reborn As The Villain President’s Lover
lin ang si, 林盎司
Ji Qingzhou crossed into a book of dogblood s*um and ab*se. There were two choices in front of him. A: Choose the genuine slag Gong in the original book, and start a sadistic and abusive romance with Fang Yaoxuan filled with domestic ab*se, a dead mom, and leaving the entertainment circle. B: Choose the cannon fodder Villain, Chu Cheng, and be free of the slag Gong forever. Ji Qingzhou wordlessly chose B without a second thought. Chu Cheng was of distinguished birth and became the head of a popular company at a comparatively young age. He had seen many beauties in the entertainment circle but just happened to be fond of Ji Qingzhou. A friend asked him, “Do you like this little star?” Chu Cheng shook his head. “No, just playing with him.” Outside the door, Ji Qingzhou nodded. Yes, that was what the book said. A few months later, Ji Qingzhou was walking away while answering the phone, when he overheard someone saying, “Ji Qingzhou? Oh, Chu Cheng is just playing with him. Once he’s played enough, they’ll split.” Ji Qingzhou was just about to nod, but then he heard Chu Cheng’s furious reply: “Nonsense! Which bastard told you that! Doesn’t he know that those who disturb a marriage will be kicked by a horse!” Ji Qingzhou: ??? Wait, no, this is not what the book said!
Completed Epiphanies of Rebirth
the reason why, yuán hégù, 缘何故
Some people begin their lives with the odds in their favor but still end up failing miserably. Lin Jingzhe, having suffered many losses and setbacks, returned to his eighteen-year-old self just before failing his college entrance exam. Business opportunities were everywhere in the early 1990s when the Chinese economy started taking off. Now, this golden age would be his.
Completed Your Distance
gong zi you, 公子优
Distance is a social platform that (just like other social platforms) can display the distance between parties. Ting Shuang had chosen someone that was 287 kilometres away from him, thinking that it was very safe. After all, when there’s more than two hundred kilometres between them, they wouldn’t awkwardly chance upon each other in real life, right! Unexpectedly… The next night, 287 kilometres suddenly became 4.8 kilometres??? And even more unexpectedly… In the afternoon of the third day, 4.8 kilometres suddenly became 3 metres??? 3 metres????? Metres????? I’m having a lesson right now, doesn’t 3 meters mean that the person I was flirting with is in the classroom right now?
Completed You’ve Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale
hei dan bai, 黑蛋白
The Peng Society for Gentlemen — a secret friend-making club for the homos*xual men of the Great Xia Dynasty. Its services were designed to help its members along in their quest for their lifelong partners. Upon paying a monthly fee of fifty coins, members could get themselves listed in The Pengornisseur after providing a self-portrait, a mailing address, their age and hobbies, as well as a self-introduction. All members would receive a copy of the monthly publication, and they could communicate with one another in private using the information in The Pengornisseur. Wu Xingzi, a bachelor about to turn forty, worked as the adviser to the magistrate in Qingcheng County. Qingcheng County was a place with barely any resources. In other words, it was poor. In the list of counties of the Great Xia Dynasty, it had been ranked at the bottom for the past two hundred years. Wu Xingzi felt that his life was hopeless: not only was he a homosexual, he was also a virg*n. Even his retirement fund was lacking. Worse still, his looks were… forgettable. He might as well die. Hence, Wu Xingzi decided to commit su*cide on his fortieth birthday. However, he was unwilling to remain a virg*n to death! And so, gritting his teeth, he joined the Peng Society for Gentlemen and received The Pengornisseur. It was very painful; after all, fifty coins were the sum of his daily expenditure for ten days! He would only pay it once, and he was determined to succeed on his first try.
Completed My Old Gong Has Amnesia
su jingxian, 苏景闲
It is said that when Gong Yue was in a car accident, Ye Shanshan was filming in the deep mountains and forests. Just at that moment, the lollipop in his mouth fell to the ground. Ye Shanshan picked up the lollipop and pondered in silence– my golden backer.. did he collapse? When Gong Yue woke up, he found that he lost his memories. Afterwards, he caught sight of a cipher he had left prior to the accident– don’t trust anyone but Ye Shanshan.
Completed Ex-Husband’s Call
qin sanjian, 秦三见
After the legalization of same-s*x marriage, Tong Qiu didn’t expect to be part of the first batch of people shoved onto the marriage market. A relative set him up with a man who had a handsome face and a great body – a police officer who used to work for the criminal investigation unit but became a uniformed officer after suffering an injury. Tong Qiu had a uniform fetish and the two of them got along and so, under the excessive urging of both of their families, they decided to tie the knot. Before their wedding, they agreed that if they were incompatible after a year of marriage, they would get divorced and part amicably. A year later, Tong Qiu said, “Huo Zhixing, let’s file for a divorce.” Huo Zhixing’s friend asked him, “He said he wanted a divorce and you just agreed?” Huo Zhixing: “Of course I agreed. We have to respect other people’s decisions. If he wants a divorce, then he can have a divorce. All I have to do is win him back.”
Completed Fight for Peace and Love
xī zǐxù, ซีจื่อซวี่, 西子绪
Shou: I am still alone because I am obsessed with building socialism. Gong: I am still alone because I haven’t met you. Then they encountered Bai Luoluo finally having the chance to plant the Peace & Love seeds all over the world. Qin Baichuan: Come on, plant more seeds in me. This is a story about an shou striving for influencing the whole world but instead changing himself in the end. The gong told the shou: I cheated on you. Shou: If you return, I will still be with you. The gong told the shou: I am going to marry. Shou: As long as you are divorced, I will still be with you. The gong told the shou: I need your heart to be a guiding drug. Shou: I am willing to be with you next life.
Completed Reborn Into A Wealthy Family To Tease The Villain
糖果麻麻
Lin Liang transmigrated into a sadomasochistic novel called “Love’s Greatest Damage” and became the most tragic cannon fodder in it. Not only does he have to rely on his own wisdom to reverse his destiny, but he also has to find a way to save his brother and family business from going bankrupt by the male protagonist who came for revenge. As a result, without breaking or standing, he fell into the arms of the villain boss of the book, the legendary overbearing president Gu Hengsheng.
Completed Bump Again If You Have The Guts
wu zhe, wuzhe, 巫哲
Lin Yao, a happy-go-lucky fresh graduate meets his newly recruited director Guan Ze through a series of awkward coincidences. Both as a gang leader in a virtual game and at work in real life, misfortunes come at him one after another, bringing him one step closer to Guan Ze one embarrassing encounter at a time. When nothing seems to go his way in life, in an intoxicated rage, Lin Yao gets into an accident and bumps into Guan Ze’s car, only to discover that he is the new director in his company. Fate really has its own mind when it comes to messing around in Lin Yao’s life. “Fate is not bumping into someone’s car and that person happens to be your new director. Fate is when you call the said new director crazy and he happens to be standing right behind you…” Unlucky Crybaby Lin Yao meets Calm-and-Mysterious Guan Ze