After Rebirth, I Was Licked Bald by a Big Cat

After being reborn in the interstellar era, Bo ge, who spent eighteen years stranded on a desolate planet, secretly acquired a holographic helmet without his foster father’s knowledge. On the first day of the game, Bo ge, from the extreme environment, rescued a tangerine cat capable of transforming into a human. Faced with the unbelieving gaze of the tangerine cat, Bo ge couldn’t resist asking, “Didn’t your father make you try various poisons every day?” “No…” “Have you undergone kidnapping and ens*avement training?” “No…” “Have you tried communicating with animals and can you communicate with them to some extent?” “You’re kidding me…” The tangerine cat’s round face twisted, “Are you a princess?” Upon learning about the interstellar era, where humans are pampered and protected, and won’t be killed by cosmic radiation when going out, Bo ge, who lived in intense and dangerous environments, fell into contemplation after the Alliance assigned him a partner. (Old man, I don’t believe you!) / Lie Beishuang, who had been waiting for the assignment of a partner since adulthood, became increasingly frustrated after seven consecutive years of unsuccessful matches. In a fit of anger, Lie Beishuang joined the interstellar war. After rising to the top position, he decided to change the Alliance’s law and abolish the foolish spouse-matching mechanism. In his eighth year as chief, just as the amendment was about to pass, the matching system notified him that he had successfully matched with a human who had a 99.9% compatibility and was requesting a call. Unable to resist the curiosity to see the spouse he had waited eighteen years for, Lie Beishuang pressed the connect button with a cold face, prepared to express his strong opposition to the Alliance’s spouse-matching system. In the 3D projection, a human youth with black hair and black eyes, fair and innocent, sat at a desk, supporting his chin with one hand, curiously tilting his head, “Uncle, I heard you were originally a leopard, can you transform?” Staring at the youth’s beautiful collarbone, Lie Beishuang lost control and revealed his tail, fluffy and quite long. Thinking that he could cuddle with a big cat every day after marriage, Bo ge touched the cat’s paw the size of a sand pot but ended up being crazily s**ked by the big cat, almost being s**ked bald. Bo ge, who was about to regret his past decisions, shed tears.

Original Publisher

jjwxc

Original Language

chinese

Type

Web Novel

## My Thoughts on After Rebirth, I Was Licked Bald by a Big Cat "After Rebirth, I Was Licked Bald by a Big Cat" is definitely a novel that knows what it is, and leans hard into it. It's a fluffy, cute, and generally low-stakes story that's perfect for when you want something light and heartwarming. Did it blow my mind with intricate plot twists and deep character development? No. Did it make me smile? Absolutely. ### First Impressions Going in, I knew this wasn't going to be a grimdark epic, and I was perfectly fine with that. The premise itself is so outlandish – reborn into a world where humans are practically pets to evolved, shapeshifting animals – that you immediately understand the tone. It's a sci-fi fantasy blend with a heavy emphasis on romance, and it doesn't take itself too seriously. ### What Works Well The core strength of this novel lies in its sweetness. The relationship between the MC and the ML, a powerful panther beastman, is genuinely endearing. I appreciated that the story focused on communication and understanding between them, avoiding unnecessary drama for the sake of drama. The MC, despite his naivete, isn't a complete pushover, which is a refreshing change. Many readers will enjoy the world-building, which is unique and fun, even if it has its illogical moments. ### Areas of Concern While the fluff is definitely a selling point, it also leads to some of the novel's weaknesses. I can see how some readers might find the MC's innocence and trust a bit *too* extreme, almost infantilizing. The plot, while present, sometimes feels secondary to the romance, and certain elements, like the villain, can feel underdeveloped or even a bit silly. Also, the translation quality seems to be a mixed bag, with inconsistencies and possible MTL issues that can make it harder to read at times. ### ⚠️ Spoiler Warning Several reviews mention plot points that could be considered spoilers. Specifically, the circumstances surrounding the ML's family and his past, as well as a particular incident involving him being mistaken for a common panther and sold at a trade market. If you want to go in completely blind, I'd advise caution when reading other opinions. ### Final Verdict "After Rebirth, I Was Licked Bald by a Big Cat" is a charming and fluffy read that's best enjoyed when you're in the mood for something light and uncomplicated. It's not a masterpiece of literature, but it delivers on its promise of heartwarming romance and cute animal antics. If you're looking for a story that will make you think deeply, this isn't it. But if you want a sweet escape with a healthy dose of fluff, this might be right up your alley. I'd say it's a solid 3.5/5 stars.