My P**is Won’t Reach Her Anymore ~ The Story of How Two Years of Our Intimacy, Succumbed to a Single S*x Act With a Big P**is ~
僕のチンポはもう届かない 〜僕と彼女の二年間の営みが、たった一回のデカチンセックスに負けてしまう話〜 · Original Japanese title
Also known as: 僕のチンポはもう届かない 〜僕と彼女の二年間の営みが、たった一回のデカチンセックスに負けてしまう話〜
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Completed Magical Girl Pure Kiss – My Girlfriend is Embraced by my H**ny Brother for Peace
nagano ueda
“Metamorph Magic! Magical Kiss ♪” Pure Kiss, the gentle magical girl whose bond with her lover becomes her power! Yuzuha awakens as a magical girl on the day she becomes one with her childhood friend Keisuke and devotes herself to days of battle. However, due to a certain failure, she becomes unable to obtain magical power from Keisuke. That’s when Hajime, Keisuke’s older brother, steps in. Hajime is a playboy who indulges freely in s*x and from Keisuke’s perspective, he’s the man Yuzuha least wants to get close to. However, for the sake of peace, Yuzuha decides to accept an intimate relationship with Hajime.
Completed Qiang Jin Jiu
tang jiuqing, 唐酒卿
The six prefectures of Zhongbo were offered to foreign enemies on a silver platter, and Shen Zechuan was taken into custody in the capital, reduced to a drowning dog—loathed and condemned by all. Xiao Chiye followed the scent of the furor and made his way over. But instead of setting others on him, he kicked Shen Zechuan with his very own leg, rendering the latter an invalid. Who would expect this invalid to turn around and bite him in a counterattack until he was all drenched in blood? That was the start of an epic feud between both men who tore at each other every time they come face-to-face with one another. “Fate wants to bind me here for life, but this is not the path I choose. The yellow dust submerged my brothers deep under. I have no wish to bow in submission to an illusory fate. The imperial edict can’t save my troops, and the imperial court can’t fill the stomachs of my mounts. I’m no longer willing to lay down my life for this purpose. I want to surmount that mountain. I am going to fight for myself.” Note: A ‘drowning dog’ is someone who is down and out, having lost favor or power.
Completed To Be A Virtuous Wife
butterfly's shadow beneath the moon, yue xia die ying, 月下蝶影
As a virtuous wife, does it include tolerating his cousin, enduring his concubines, bearing his mother? If you will not let me live freely, why would I let you live in satisfaction? Did fate let women time-travel so they could learn the three morals and four virtues? Rather than act like a coward and live, it would be better to live in satisfaction and die.
After the Disabled God of War Became My Concubine
liu gou hua, 刘狗花
According to popular legend, the war god of Da Liang Huo Wujiu was once captured by the enemy country. His meridians were severed and both his legs broken before he was thrown into prison. In order to humiliate him, that dissolute ruler even gifted him to his cutsleeve brother as a concubine. General Huo suffered a great deal of humiliation and insult. He bided his time for three years before the cicada shed his skin and he escaped back to Da Jing. After treating his crippled legs, he led his army in three months to storm the enemy’s capital, slaughter its emperor, raze its capital, and finally beheaded that garbage cutsleeve, hanging his head on the city walls for three whole years. Since then, the world has been united. —— Jiang Suizhou, a history department graduate advisor at a certain university, received a dissertation which used these unofficial histories of Huo Wujiu as their basis, and criticized the student to no end. When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into that cutsleeve prince from the stories. There were lanterns and colorful decorations everywhere. A servant came, sending word that the disabled general of the enemy state had already entered the prince’s manor in his wedding sedan. Facing down General Huo, who had been tortured to the verge of death, dressed in red wedding clothes, glaring balefully, Jiang Suizhou only then knew – these wild stories could also come true. And cause him to be beheaded for public display, his head hung on the city walls for three years. Jiang Suizhou’s only option was to provide for General Huo well. The overt and covert attacks of the imperial court, the witless ruler’s every possible humiliations — he grit his teeth and absorbed it all, all in the hopes that in three years time, he could but keep this head of his. Of course, he didn’t dare to even dream of asking this 9 ci* tall “concubine” to actually serve him. However, before the three years was up, General Huo’s legs actually healed on their own. Not only did he slaughter the useless ruler and unified the country, but he also forcefully blocked him in the room and insisted on fulfilling his duty as “concubine.” ———————————————————- *approx 6ft 10in or 2,08m in today’s measures
Completed The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System
mò xiāng tóngxiù, 墨香铜臭
“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!” Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d tormented the young male lead almost to death, the s*um villain Shen Qingqiu. It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe, into a human stick, a human stick! Ten thousand “f*ck your moms” rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart: “It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so f*cking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!” Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him. Why, as a s*um villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist! Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”
Completed The Legendary Master’s Wife
yin ya, 尹琊
After a sudden and unfortunate explosion, You Xiaomo wakes up in a body and a world that isn’t his own. With his name being the only remaining thing familiar to him, he has to adapt quickly, a task as incredulous as it is dire. He has taken over the body of a probationary disciple of the Tianxin Sect and only has six months to prove his worth as an alchemist, or he’ll be expelled! Determined to make a good life for himself in this new world, You Xiaomo puts his entire soul into becoming an alchemist and finding ways to earn money. While doing so, he stumbles upon Ling Xiao, the number one practitioner and rumored successor of the Tianxin Sect. While this seems to be a stroke of good luck, You Xiaomo soon discovers, to his horror, that Ling Xiao is not who he claims to be.
Completed The Perfect Destiny
xī zǐxù, 西子绪
When he first crossed over, Chen Liguo did not want to accept it. But he quickly discovered, after he crossed, he found that all the men he met had perfect figures and eight-packs. Furthermore, these men liked him. As a gay man, Chen Liguo was so excited he shed tears of joy. However, the world obviously wouldn’t have such good things. Because, just as he was drooling and about to pounce, a system appeared and told him: Buddy, sorry to let you down, but you can’t be with these people. Chen Liguo: What if I insist? System: Hehe. …… Chen Liguo: You tr*sh system! Destroying my youth! Ruining my s*x life!
Completed The Path of the Cannon Fodder’s Counterattack
mao niao, 佰瓜, 毛鸟
Ling Xiao was secretly in love with a girl named Mo Qi; because of an accident, they both crossed into the ancient times. Mo Qi who was preinstalled with the Mary Sue halo, in these ancient times, walked to the summit with a golden finger. However, Ling Xiao continued to be exploited by Mo Qi. After he no longer had any values to exploit, he soon became a pitiful cannon fodder. The heavens decided to take pity on Ling Xiao. And gave Ling Xiao an opportunity for rebirth. After rebirth, he vowed that all his enemies would repay him with a debt of blood! However, why have all these enemies of his, fallen into the mode of cutting their heads open? “Hey, are you really that unremarkable person who used to follow behind Mo Qi?” “So this dance was originally danced by you, sigh……” “You are obviously a man, yet you move me so much.” “Enough! Since you have taken the initiative to provoke me, then you must concentrate on me!” Ling Xiao expressed: If you want to counterattack, then counterattack. As long as your golden finger is bigger than Mo Qi’s. But how did Mo Qi’s Mary Sue halo end up in his body! He is still a straight man who likes beauties! He definitely, definitely doesn’t want to turn bent!
Completed Cannon Fodder Cheat System
júzi zhōu, tangerine boat, 橘子舟
At first, when he learned that he was forced to go to many different routine worlds and be reborn into all kinds of cannon fodder, he was against it. Because while villains usually all only have a moment of satisfaction, the endings of cannon fodder are also frequently quite miserable. But the man who gave him the system told him that this system not only has all types of powerful functions, but he can also break the routine lives of the cannon fodder. If he achieves this satisfactorily for each world, he can even become a god. He’s already experienced over a thousand reincarnations, but hasn’t yet been a god. Since it sounds pretty great, why not just try it out. From that moment on, he began the irreversible path of tyrannically oppressing people, while conveniently tearing open those white moonlights and so-called righteous people’s hypocritical masks. His goal: wearing the villain’s role to walk other people’s righteous paths, leaving them no path to follow.
Completed I’m Pregnant with the Villain’s Child
gongzhi wen zheng, 公子闻筝
The older sister flees from her wedding to be with her lover, and her younger sister is forced to take her place in marrying a very powerful man. As luck would have it, she ends up transmigrating into the body of that younger sister. Although the man that she weds is very powerful, he’s the irredeemable final villain. All villains are doomed to a bleak ending. And, as this villain’s wife, she’s afraid that her ending won’t be good either. Fortunately, the older sister had gone back in time after having experienced a lifetime of suffering. This prodigal daughter returns to the turning point of her life. Pointing at her younger sister, she demands for her younger sister to hand over her husband. Looking at this beautifully crying older sister, Ye Zhen swiftly yields and says, “Older sister, don’t worry. I haven’t even done anything with brother-in-law!” To her shock, she later discovers that she’s pregnant. With tears in her eyes, her older sister says, “Didn’t you say that nothing happened between the two of you?” Ye Zhen looks at the great villain that doggedly pursues her. She is utterly and totally doomed. There’s a great villain lying next to her, and she’s pregnant with a mini villain. How’s she suppose to survive?! Later on, as Ye Zhen watches the great villain putting the baby down and changing the diaper, she sighs. “There’s nothing that can be done. I’ve already missed the golden opportunity to turn things around. How can I leave now?”