I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

Freshman year military training, under the scorching sun: New school grass Ran Ningmu, his shoulders are wide and his legs – long, his temperament is that of dark spring. He is busy capturing the smiles of countless xuejie. Former school grass An Youxi, his face is refreshing and his eyebrows – clear, his temperament is that of clear water. He is busy capturing the events of the military training. Then, when the two looked at each other:Ran Ningmu: Cute, I want to do him.An Youxi: Cute, I want to be done by him. Then, after the two got together at rocket speed:Ran Ningmu thought An Youxi liked the little milk dog type, so even if he is obviously a big bad wolf he must still disguise himself as a grass-grazing sheep.An Youxi thought Ran Ningmu liked the pure type, so even if he really wants to lick the wolf dog’s fur he must still not say anything. But in reality:Ran Ningmu: Drinking √, Fighting √, Dyed Hair √, Tattoos √, Inappropriate Clothing √, Underground Motor Racing King √An Youxi: 30 GB of “research” √ Innumerable amount of smut books √ Full set of shameless man x man animations √ Professional coquettish shou vixen famous among the online voice acting community √ Until one day, when An Youxi was performing a live dubbing, Ran Ningmu suddenly entered through the door. In his surprise, An Youxi accidentally unplugged his headphones causing the room to be instantly filled with the sexy low hoarse voice of the gong VA on the opposite side. An Youxi and Ran Ningmu: “…..”Ran Ningmu took a deep breath and easily shut the door with a slam along the way. Two hours later:Ran Ningmu: So you’re actually a seductive shou.An Youxi: So you’re actually a wolfdog. In fact, doing it only once per week was troubling for Ran Ningmu as well. After speaking to the other party, don’t even ask about Ran Ningmu’s mood, he is filled with regret. Ran Ningmu: Had I known from the beginning that gege likes the wild type, I wouldn’t have had to pretend for so long.

Original Publisher

jjwxc

Original Language

chinese

Type

Web Novel

## My Thoughts on I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure "I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure" promised a comedic romance, and it definitely delivered! The premise alone – two guys falling head-over-heels at first sight and then hilariously trying to become each other's "ideal type" – is pure gold. I found myself chuckling throughout the entire story. It's a lighthearted and entertaining read, perfect for when you need a pick-me-up. ### First Impressions Right from the start, I was hooked by the synopsis. The idea of a "bad boy" pretending to be innocent and a "seductive" character pretending to be pure had me eager to see how the story would unfold. The initial chapters didn't disappoint, immediately throwing me into the comedic chaos of their misunderstandings and desperate attempts to impress each other. ### What Works Well The main strength of this novel is undoubtedly its humor. The situations the main characters, RNM and AYX, find themselves in are genuinely funny, and their internal struggles are relatable, even if exaggerated for comedic effect. I especially enjoyed the role reversal, with the supposed "bad boy" RNM trying to act like a sunny golden retriever, while AYX, who moonlights as a BL voice actor, attempts to bury his desires under a façade of purity. The devotion between the two is also a huge plus. It’s sweet to see them so enamored with each other, even if their methods are a bit… misguided. ### Areas of Concern While the humor is a major draw, it can also be a potential drawback for some. There were moments where the "cringe comedy" went a little too far for my taste, inducing a bit of second-hand embarrassment. Also, the plot isn’t particularly deep or complex. The story unfolds within a month, which explains the characters' lack of in-depth knowledge about each other, but it also means that the development can feel a bit rushed at times. ### ⚠️ Spoiler Warning Okay, so some things happen that might be considered spoilers. For example, one of the characters gets extremely emotional when he thinks his true nature has been revealed. This leads to some pretty dramatic (and hilarious) scenes. Also, there's a point where the other character's "seductive" side comes to light, which only makes his partner like him even more. ### Final Verdict Overall, "I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure" is a fun, fluffy, and entertaining read. If you're looking for a lighthearted comedy with a sweet romance and don't mind a bit of cringe, I highly recommend it. Just be prepared for some serious "dog food" moments and a whole lot of laughter. I'd give it a solid 4 out of 5 stars.