All My Disciples Suck!

After four years, He Yiming finally became a Sect Master, activated the sect system, and received sign-in rewards! The system summoned the souls of humans from Earth, reshaped their bodies, and  made them disciples of the sect! With that, the sect’s style of operation drastically changed! Even though they couldn’t even kill the monsters in the novice village head, they just had to do a su*cide attack to defeat it. That, and a whole lot of shenanigans as they innovate the world of cultivation!

Original Publisher

faloo

Original Language

chinese

Type

Web Novel

## My Thoughts on All My Disciples Suck! "All My Disciples Suck!" is a wild ride of cultivation, gaming, and otaku culture. The premise is simple: a sect leader recruits players from Earth into his world, and chaos ensues. While the execution has its stumbles, there's a certain charm to this novel that kept me entertained. ### First Impressions Initially, I was hooked. The blend of xuanhuan and VR elements felt fresh, and the idea of gamers tackling a cultivation world had immense potential. The early chapters promised a unique take on the genre, and I was excited to see where the story would go. ### What Works Well The core strength of this novel lies in its humor and the ingenuity of the disciples. Watching them exploit game mechanics and use their Earthly knowledge to overcome challenges in a cultivation setting is genuinely funny. I particularly enjoyed the moments where they used their specialized gaming skills (Minecraft building, racing game techniques, etc.) to advance the sect. The sect management aspect is also well done, providing a satisfying sense of progression as the disciples develop new techniques and strategies. Many readers praised the unique blend of genres, finding the MMORPG elements and constant pop culture references to be a major draw. ### Areas of Concern However, "All My Disciples Suck!" isn't without its flaws. The translation quality can be inconsistent, with awkward phrasing and grammatical errors that disrupt the reading flow. The repetitive use of certain phrases, like "hold the grass," becomes grating after a while. Furthermore, the humor occasionally veers into caricature, and some of the anime references feel forced and unfunny. Some also feel that the quality dips significantly after the first few dozen chapters, with the plot becoming repetitive and the antagonists cartoonishly stupid. ### ⚠️ Spoiler Warning Some readers have pointed out specific plot points that bothered them. For instance, the MC's initial decision to establish his sect in a wasteland and his subsequent surprise at needing to recruit players from another world felt contrived. ### Final Verdict Despite its flaws, I found "All My Disciples Suck!" to be an enjoyable, if imperfect, read. If you're looking for a serious, immersive cultivation novel, this isn't it. But if you're in the mood for a lighthearted, comedic romp with a unique premise and don't mind some translation quirks, this might just be the novel for you. I'd give it a solid 3.5 out of 5 stars. It's a fun, gimmicky story that knows exactly what it is, and delivers on that promise, even if it stumbles along the way.